177 Funny Questions to Ask Someone

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Funny Questions to Ask Someone – If you want a good company of friends you need to be talkative as much as you could. Because people don’t like shy person in their gatherings who even could not talk. If you really want to make friends and enjoy your spear time with the living humans then you need to be funny and approachable. So, i have prepared the list of funny questions to ask someone.

How to Be Hilarious

To be hilarious you need to be more friendlier with people. Because If you want to ask funny questions to people. You need people in the equation. If you want to be in someone’s good circle you need to maintain certain habits so they can feel comfortable with you. If they are comfortable then you can ask them as many questions as you can.

Be Friendly

Be good to be around. Instead of glaring or saying mean things, be bubbly and full of energy and be nice to everyone around you. Be friendly and smile. Don’t ignore anyone and talk to them.

Hang out with everyone

Compliment their outfit or hair. Be able to walk by someone and have a light conversation with them. Don’t stick to one person either; go to many people and hang around them (one at a time). Talk about general things , and make small talk.

  • Don’t take sides if your friends have fights. That makes your friends think you like someone else more than you like them. Stay neutral and don’t strive for drama.

Reach out

People will not always come to you. Be friendly to everyone and then ask them out (not on a date; to the mall or something). If they say no, don’t worry about it. There are always more people out there. Set an example and be the kind of person everyone wants to be friends with (but don’t be snotty about it).

Rid yourself of distractions

Another way to be friendlier is to notice everything that’s going on around you instead of trying to beat the new level of Candy Crush on your iPhone. If you’re tapping away at your phone, burying your nose in a book, staring at your computer, or even just picking at the paint on your fingernails, then people will think you have better things to do than to talk to them. Instead, look ahead, smile, and be ready for what the world has to offer you. You’ll be surprised by how many more people think you’re friendly and how quickly they come your way.

Laugh Easily

The ability to laugh easily is another trait of the friendly person. You don’t have to laugh at everything a person says, or you may sound fake, but you should make an effort to laugh about 20% more, especially when people are trying to be funny, say something kind of funny, or just when you feel people need a boost of support and confidence. Laughing more will not only give your conversations more of a positive vibe, but the people around you — even the people who are just walking by — will see you as a friendlier person.

Use people’s names when you talk to them

This is a simple yet effective trick to making people like you more and to seem friendlier. If you use people’s names, you show them that you care about them and that you can really distinguish them as individuals. You don’t have to overdo it to get the point across. Just saying, “Hi, Ellen!” when you greet the person, or saying, “You’re completely right about that, Ashley,” in the course of a conversation will make you seem like a friendlier person.

Funny Questions to Ask

  1. What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
  2. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
  3. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
  4. What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
  5. What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
  6. What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?
  7. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
  8. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
  9. What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
  10. What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
  11. If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?
  12. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
  13. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
  14. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
  15. What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
  16. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
  17. What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
  18. What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
  19. What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
  20. What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)
  21. Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
  22. What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
  23. What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
  24. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
  25. You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
  26. What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?
  27. If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
  28. What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?
  29. If you were a pair of shoes, what kind of shoes would you be?
  30. If you were held at gunpoint and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?
  31. Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for a day? What is the first thing you would do?
  32. If you had to replace your hands with something other than hands, hooks, or claws, what would you choose and why?
  33. Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?
  34. In the event of the apocalypse, what three places are you going to first to gather supplies?
  35. During the apocalypse, what supplies are the most important (besides weapons and food)?If you manage to survive the apocalypse, what will your new job title be?
  36. In the apocalypse, would you rather tough it alone or try to find a community to live in?
  37. What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
  38. What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
  39. Would you go streaking across the field at a sporting event for a thousand dollars, even if there was a 50/50 chance you could get arrested for indecent exposure?
  40. What is the silliest/most embarrassing thing you have done while drinking?
  41. What is your favorite drinking game to play and why?
  42. If you could have an unlimited storage space full of one thing, what would it be?
  43. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
  44. Do you fold your pizza when you eat it?
  45. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be?
  46. If you could only eat one food item for the rest of your life, what would it be?
  47. You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
  48. What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
  49. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
  50. If a hacker hacked into your computer and was threatening to release your browser history to your friends and family, how much would you pay them to avoid it?
  51. What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
  52. What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, theories can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?
  53. What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
  54. If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?
  55. What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)
  56. If you were a street fighter, what would your theme song be and why?
  57. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
  58. Toilet paper, over or under?
  59. What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?
  60. What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?
  61. What would some fairytales be like if they took place in the present and included modern technology and culture?
  62. Is cereal soup?
  63. If over time you replace parts on a car, at what point does it stop being the same car you bought? How many parts do you need to replace to make it a new car?
  64. If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
  65. What’s the best inside joke you’ve been a part of?
  66. What are the three best things about you that you wouldn’t put in your bio on a dating profile?
  67. On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
  68. Were your parents more or less strict on you than they were your siblings?
  69. Who was your worst teacher? Why?
  70. Who was your favorite teacher? Why?
  71. Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
  72. Who are the 3 greatest living musicians?
  73. What was your favorite toy growing up?
  74. Who is a celebrity you admire and why?
  75. What is one animal that you are really afraid of?
  76. What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in the movie title?
  77. Who is a celebrity that you think shouldn’t be famous?
  78. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
  79. Would you rather sweat melted cheese or have snakes for hair?
  80. Which of your friends are you proudest of? Why?
  81. What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?
  82. What mythical creature would improve the world if it existed?
  83. What are your 3 favorite movies?
  84. Would you rather have to eat a bowl full of cricket or a bowl full of worms?
  85. How would you describe me to your friends?
  86. Which historical figure would you like to be?
  87. What’s the right age to get married?
  88. Would you rather have a rare disease that makes you always say everything that is on your mind or lose the ability to ever speak again?
  89. Tell me 3 things you remember about kindergarten.
  90. What paper that you’ve written are you most proud of?
  91. What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
  92. Who would you like to live like for a day?
  93. If you could time travel, where would you go?
  94. If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
  95. What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
  96. Would you rather shoot spaghetti out of your fingers or sneeze meatballs?
  97. Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
  98. What’s your best childhood memory?
  99. What’s your favorite holiday?
  100. If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
  101. If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
  102. Would you rather have x-ray vision or the ability to always know when someone is lying to you?
  103. If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be?
  104. What’s one choice you really regret?
  105. What’s your favorite childhood book?
  106. What’s a great book you’ve read recently?
  107. Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
  108. If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
  109. What’s the most courageous thing you’ve ever done?
  110. Who would play you in a movie of your life?
  111. If you could be an Olympic athlete, in what sport would you compete?
  112. If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
  113. What living person, other than family members, do you most admire?
  114. What has been your favorite family vacation?
  115. If you could choose your own nickname, what would it be?
  116. Who is the funniest person you know?
  117. What’s your favorite thing about one of your grandparents?
  118. Tell the person to your right your favorite thing about them.
  119. Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say?
  120. When you’re having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better?
  121. Which TV family is most like your own?
  122. What’s your favorite smell in the whole world?
  123. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?
  124. Using one word, how would you describe your family?
  125. Would you rather win an Olympic medal, an Academy Award or the Nobel Peace prize?
  126. What’s your favorite time of day?
  127. What’s your favorite season?
  128. What’s the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
  129. If you could read minds, how would you use the gift?
  130. What is the sound you love the most?
  131. What 3 famous people, living or dead, would you want at your fantasy dinner party?
  132. If you could ask the President one question, what would it be?
  133. Have you ever accidentally been caught in your birthday suit?
  134. If you could pick a new first name, what would it be?
  135. If you had to leave earth on a spaceship and take 4 friends with you, who would they be?
  136. Have you ever noticed that easy open packages are actually pretty hard to open?
  137. What is your favorite movie quote?
  138. If you won a trip to anywhere in the world, where would you take me?
  139. What’s your pet peeve(s)?
  140. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
  141. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  142. What’s your favorite kind of sandwich?
  143. What’s your dream job?
  144. Cake or pie?
  145. Who is the kindest person you know?
  146. Would you rather have noisy neighbors or nosy neighbors?
  147. What’s the best part about having siblings?
  148. What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?
  149. Would you rather live somewhere where it is always winter or where it is always summer?
  150. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
  151. What is your favorite family tradition?
  152. Would you rather eat a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of salt?
  153. Who’s your celebrity crush?
  154. What trait do you like the most about yourself?
  155. What are you good at?
  156. What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
  157. If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
  158. What’s the first thing you do when you get home from a trip?
  159. If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say?
  160. What is one band or musician you would love to party with?
  161. What’s the best pick-up line you know?
  162. What is your go-to movie when you need a pick-me-up?
  163. What is your go-to guilty pleasure song?
  164. If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would be on it?
  165. What is the worst fashion decision you’ve ever made? Do you have a picture of it?
  166. If you could invent a holiday, what would it be?
  167. What book or series did you wish you could live in?
  168. If you could be the best in the world at something, what would it be?
  169. What word do you want added to the dictionary, and what is its definition?
  170. What two normal activities would be really weird if you did them back to back?
  171. Have you or someone you know seen your doppelgänger?
  172. What food do you think would represent each U.S. state?
  173. If you opened a store, what would you sell and what would be its name?
  174. What’s the funniest thing you’ve read recently?
  175. If you were famous, what would your stage name be?
  176. What character from a movie/book/show do you relate to the most and why?
  177. Who do you think will be playing on “oldies radio” in 30 years?

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